Mosque plans lower Manhattan cancelled due to bedbugs

OK, OK, that title is only a spoof. And I am tempted to cut and paste if verbatim here if I weren't afraid someone would sue me for $4.89. Why that amount? Cause that is all I got...so to protect my nest egg from a major plagiarism suit, I am going to be careful and only post the URL to take you to the site...do read. For now, this story is a spoof, but it could well be true in the not-too-distant future.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i81136